Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Ketchup is God's man juice
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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