I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
So many bounce houses so little time
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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