The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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