somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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