you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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