So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
Randomize
