its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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