I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
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