He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
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