Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
Randomize
