do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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