Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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