i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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