Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
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