So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
She needs sedatives and a leash
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
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