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Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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