i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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