why did i wake up with a kid named Raphael in my bed this morning?
I dont know but you did call last night to tell me you found the last ninja turtle
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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