I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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