it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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