conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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