you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
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