porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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