So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
She announced her abortion via fbk
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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