There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
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