he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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