What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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