Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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