God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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