How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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