This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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