Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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