The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Ketchup is God's man juice
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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