the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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