yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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