so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
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Polo
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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