he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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