I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I fill condoms, not promises.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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