I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
where am i from again
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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