yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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