This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
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