we're blogging at a bar
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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