Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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