I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
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