could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
It's no shave November. This is our time.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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