I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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