if i can run in heels then i can drive
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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