dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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