We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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