Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
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