people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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