she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Randomize
