How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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