if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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