How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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