It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
How does it feel to date your dad?
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
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